You might be a Trotskyite if...
Sent in by Thrasos
What are 5 trots doing in one phone booth?
Marching against phone
bills (or their yearly convention).
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You may be a Trot if... you have ever thought
about wearing an axe as piece of headgear.
You may be a Trot if... you refer to a recent breakup with a girlfriend as a factional
split.
You may be a Trot if... every one of your friends heads his own
International.
You may be a
Trot if... you have ever argued that stockbrokers or bankers are really proletarians.
You may be a Trot
if... your mom shouting "dinner's ready!" has ever prevented a split in
your Party
You may be a Trot if...
anyone has ever told you that your newspaper makes great lining for litter
boxes.
You might be a Trotskyite if you get
stuck on the highway because you thought you could keep driving your car after
it ran out of gas.
You might be a Trotskyite if your closest ties to the
proletariat are your friends working at Starbucks.
You might be a
Trotskyite if you easily get "stage" fright. (har har)
You might be a
Trotskyite if you refer to the suburbs as "the
ghetto."
You might be
a Trotskyite if you would join a cult if it weren't for the religious parts.
You might be a Trotskyite if your hands are always covered with red
newspaper ink.
You might be a Trotskyite if you refer to sex as "deep
entrism."
You might be a Trotskyite if you think Fridha Kahlo was
actually hot.
You might be a Trotskyite if you try to justify everything
by saying "oh, but that happened before 1917."
You might be a Trotskyite
if your in an organization with 10 people that broke off from an organization
that had 20 people after that orgranization split from another organization that
had 40 people which had a schism a week prior with an organization that had 80
people after it turned to Trotskyism.
You might be a Trotskyite if you know everything there is
to know about web design but absolutely nothing about
Marxism.
Please send any Trotsky jokes you've got cause, as you can see, we aren't the most creative folks on the planet. antitrot@yahoo.com